Sad On Main

otherwindow:

Creators: INTRODUCING A BRAND NEW FANTASY WORLD
The world: [Medieval European setting with knights and castles. Elves live in the forest. Dwarves yelling and drinking. Orcs just green and angry. Dragons. Boob armour.]

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rcktpwr:

rcktpwr:

im feeling so sensual and nude

exactly like a crocodile

(via buffysboobs)

eemersonm:

me: you know women are allowed to not like men back

television writers:

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mixedican:

i dont remember which video it was but buzzfeed was taste testing something and one dude went “people act like they dont like mayo but you call it an aeoli and people go crazy for it” then they cut to the next taste tester going “i dont like mayo but i love aeoli”

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dubiousculturalartifact:

queerseance:

Peter B Parker was just minding his business depression eating when he got transported into another dimension for a life changing and affirming healing experience.

goals

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glumshoe:

hogwartsconsultingtimelady:

glumshoe:

Sitting at a table with my hands folded in front of me and a placid expression on my face while an adult man passionately and incoherently argues with me while a female coworker hides a smirk behind her hand and winks at me is… an experience.

I’m glad you got to have such a quintessentially female experience. All of us have… a Look™️ we share when a man is blathering at one of us and thinks we should be hanging on every word.

I don’t think I can describe the look on his face when I explained that “logic" is a value-neutral system of getting from a premise to a conclusion, and that “stupid” human behaviors can still have consistent internal logic.

“There’s nothing logical about wearing jeans with holes in them!” he insisted.

“That depends,” I said. “Do you accept that wearing ‘fashionable’ clothing aids in securing social acceptance, and that ‘ripped-up jeans’ are generally regarded as fashionable? Then saying that ‘wearing ripped-up jeans helps gain social acceptance’ is logically sound, even if you and I both think that ripped-up jeans are tacky, or that this kind of social acceptance isn’t a desirable goal. Those are subjective opinions.”

He really didn’t like that. He also didn’t like when I told him that he cannot make a valid counterpoint to what I have to say if he interrupts me before I can say it.

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